Aren't you an odd one Mr. Grinch

Why Doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

30 Sep

goldandlights:

  #this fucker says maybe 5 or 6 lines the whole film and yet everyone is thirsty as Heck for him  #no wonder HYDRA keeps him in the freezer  #’cause when they let him out he burns down entire cities with the force of his Sad Trash Hobo gaze

(Source: milodeans)

30 Sep

this is how I see their entire relationship

(Source: intern-gershwin-palmer)

30 Sep

I’m not like you guys. I don’t have claws, or glowing eyes, or super senses. I just have voices in my head.

(Source: morganted)

30 Sep

heyimnotsogrump:

We’re here to help you! We’re superheroes! 

I AM SO EXCITED

30 Sep

madiniwa:

A series of drawings in (belated) celebration of the magic that was King Gavin parts I and II. All hail the new king motherfuckers. 

30 Sep corpsereviver2:

amuseoffyre:

Avengers Assemble: Genderflipped
Gwendoline Christie - Thor
Natalie Dormer - Loki
Gina Torres - Nicola Fury
Lena Headey - Toni Stark/Iron Maiden
Kevin McKidd - Nikolai Romanoff/Black Widower
Lucy Liu - Beth Banner/The Hulk
Jennifer Lawrence - Kit Barton/Hawkeye
Jennifer Morrison - Stephanie Rogers/Captain America


Oooh. I like this lots

corpsereviver2:

amuseoffyre:

Avengers Assemble: Genderflipped

  • Gwendoline Christie - Thor
  • Natalie Dormer - Loki
  • Gina Torres - Nicola Fury
  • Lena Headey - Toni Stark/Iron Maiden
  • Kevin McKidd - Nikolai Romanoff/Black Widower
  • Lucy Liu - Beth Banner/The Hulk
  • Jennifer Lawrence - Kit Barton/Hawkeye
  • Jennifer Morrison - Stephanie Rogers/Captain America

Oooh. I like this lots

30 Sep

ca: tws + text posts part 3 (pt 2, pt 1)

29 Sep

margoverger:

WINTER SOLDIER—MISSION REPORT
West Berlin, 14 May 1955.
Objective: NATO General James Keller. Target eliminated with prejudice.

WINTER SOLDIER—MISSION REPORT
Madripoor, 1 January 1956
Objective: British Ambassador Dalton Graines. Target eliminated, along with acceptable collateral damage. Madripoor authorities have no leads.

A comprehensive mental evaluation of Codename: Winter Soldier was conducted over the course of the past week. Diagnoses were varied, but most in Dept. X Science Team believe that his mental state is becoming unstable. It is therefore our recommendation that Codename: Winter Soldier be kept in stasis between missions, and that he undergo Mental Implantation at every awakening.

29 Sep

classyfuckingprincess:

congalineofdurin:

discountbinninja:

inkwelldried:

cocoabutterbabe:

cocoabutterbabe:

This is an accessory store where everything is $1.

They even have cosmetics! brushes, lipstick, and lashes as well as cute socks and panties!!

woah!

Because I know some of you lovelies are glam but poor.  It’s good for your mental health to do something nice, even if it’s cheap as dirt.

spreading for all my rad as fuck followers. treat yo self, you gorgeous babies

😳

29 Sep madmanwithaband:

axispowersshella:

auplaz:

Alright guys, this shit got me heated. 
So today as I was getting ready for school, I get a call from my youngest sister’s elementary school clinic. My sister gets on the phone and tells me she is sitting out of class because her skirt is too short. “You need to bring me one that goes down to my knees, they said,” is what she told me.
Quick recap: My sister is eleven years old, in fifth grade, and has some mental and physical disabilities. She’s the tallest girl in her class. Also, the dress code states her skirt must be down to her fingertips, not her knees.
When I get there, I insisted I see her instead of just dropping her stuff off. I was not suprised to find her with a skirt obviously within the rules of the dress code. I asked her what class she was missing and she told me math. She’d been sitting out for atleast twenty or thirty minutes while she waited for me to come.
She only learns things at about a third of the pace as everyone else in her class. Even missing this short amount of time means missing a lot of information for her. Just to recap: she has to sit out of class because of the length of her skirt. She can’t even just sit in her classroom while she waits for me, because apparently that’s too distracting. To whom, you ask? I can’t really tell you. Are ten year old boys, fifth grade boys already old enough to be sexualizing her to the point that they were going so insane with horniness that they had to whisk her away until she could put on something ‘decent’. 
So not only are the sexualizing a fifth grader, they are giving her different rules for the dress code based on her height and making her miss valuable class time. This bullshit needs to stop. Eleven goddamn years old and she’s already being taught her body isn’t her own anymore, that she’s being too provocative if she wears a skirt to the same standard as all the other short, skinny girls in her class just because she looks older.
As a P.S., I would like to point out that she is already bullied because of her disabilities. Pulling her out of class and making her change is even more of an embarrassment, and only leads to more teasing. 

please signal boost this.


Girls deal with crazy fucking shit.

madmanwithaband:

axispowersshella:

auplaz:

Alright guys, this shit got me heated. 

So today as I was getting ready for school, I get a call from my youngest sister’s elementary school clinic. My sister gets on the phone and tells me she is sitting out of class because her skirt is too short. “You need to bring me one that goes down to my knees, they said,” is what she told me.

Quick recap: My sister is eleven years old, in fifth grade, and has some mental and physical disabilities. She’s the tallest girl in her class. Also, the dress code states her skirt must be down to her fingertips, not her knees.

When I get there, I insisted I see her instead of just dropping her stuff off. I was not suprised to find her with a skirt obviously within the rules of the dress code. I asked her what class she was missing and she told me math. She’d been sitting out for atleast twenty or thirty minutes while she waited for me to come.

She only learns things at about a third of the pace as everyone else in her class. Even missing this short amount of time means missing a lot of information for her. Just to recap: she has to sit out of class because of the length of her skirt. She can’t even just sit in her classroom while she waits for me, because apparently that’s too distracting. To whom, you ask? I can’t really tell you. Are ten year old boys, fifth grade boys already old enough to be sexualizing her to the point that they were going so insane with horniness that they had to whisk her away until she could put on something ‘decent’. 

So not only are the sexualizing a fifth grader, they are giving her different rules for the dress code based on her height and making her miss valuable class time. This bullshit needs to stop. Eleven goddamn years old and she’s already being taught her body isn’t her own anymore, that she’s being too provocative if she wears a skirt to the same standard as all the other short, skinny girls in her class just because she looks older.

As a P.S., I would like to point out that she is already bullied because of her disabilities. Pulling her out of class and making her change is even more of an embarrassment, and only leads to more teasing. 

please signal boost this.

Girls deal with crazy fucking shit.

29 Sep defnotrachel:

So, I feel like this is important.

defnotrachel:

So, I feel like this is important.

29 Sep shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

(Source: fuckyeahairplaness)

29 Sep

mamalaz:

The Avengers as a Western

Steve is the Sheriff. Clint is his deputy. Tony is the Blacksmith. Natasha runs the Saloon. Bruce is the physician with a split personality and Thor gets into a hell of a lot of tavern brawls.

Together, however, they manage to bring order to the once corrupt town of Triskelion.

29 Sep

thewaywardqueen:

eyeglance:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

image

29 Sep

alaskapunk:

Kids terrify me

(Source: pleatedjeans)